One does not-

-simply succeed in dieting with mothers around...

Me: "Okay, no rice for dinner or veg,fish,whatever, just fruits."
  and give her this look like:


Mum: "Okay." * nonchalant*
-1 hr later-
Mum: "Fried rice for you! Your favorite!" (proceeds to do a dramatic inhale above the hot bowl of deliciousness).

-_- My mother pampers my tummy too much...